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ONE – Spell your name without vowels: Lzbth Clr Alln Cln Frfx
TWO - Are you single?: yes
THREE - Whats your favorite number?: 5
FOUR - What color do you wear most?: blue and black
FIVE - Least favorite color?: yellow, yelch
SIX - Favorite candy?: mint three musketeers
EIGHT - Are you happy with your life right now?: decently so
NINE - Anyone ever said you resemble a celebrity?: Ronnie MacIntire tells me I sound like Whoopie Goldberg
TEN - What is your favorite class in school?: British Lit 2
ELEVEN - Do you shop at hollister/DC/Bluenotes?: no way!
TWELVE - How do you make money?: [link] and [link] Tell 'em fairfaxec sent you.
THIRTEEN - Who is your best friend?: Alex
FOURTEEN - Where do you go to school?: West Virginia University
FIFTEEN - Are you outgoing?: In a loud way that is reserved for certain mind frames, yes, yes I am
SIXTEEN - One word to describe you?: Eccentric
SEVENTEEN - Favorite pair of shoes?: .....they broke.....
EIGHTEEN - Do you own big sunglasses?: no. I don't own ANY sunglasses.
NINETEEN - Where do you wish you were right now? ummmm... I dunno.
TWENTY - What should you be doing right now?: sleeeping
TWENTY ONE - Do you have a crush on anyone right now?: James Jirak >\\\>

HONEST SECTION:
Honestly, what's on your mind right now?: Sherlock muthafuckin Holmes
Honestly, what are you doing right now?: Filling out this meme, facebooking, and thinking about how nice some z's would be
Honestly, have you done something bad today?: Skipped class
Honestly, do you watch disney channel?: not really. I don't watch much TV anymore.
Honestly, who is the last person you talked to on the phone?: Alex
Honestly, are you jealous of someone right now?: Um, not really.
Honestly, what makes you mad most of the time?: People pushing their problems onto others and bitching out; overly conservative bullshit
Honestly, do you bite your nails?: no.
Honestly, do you want to see someone this very moment?: No. I want to sleep.
Honestly, are you keeping a big secret right now?: I'm keeping my problems in Brit Lit secret
Honestly, do you have a friend you don’t actually like?: Yes. Yes I do.

THE CANS:
Can you blow a bubble?: Yus
Can you dance?: Strange "Italian" men named Tony seem to think so!
Can you do a cart wheel?: no. My cartwheels are very fail.
Can you tie a cherry stem with your mouth?: No.
Can you whistle?: I can whistle about as well as a mentally retarded elephant.
Can you wiggle your ears?: No
Can you wiggle your nose?: Nope
Can you roll your tongue?: Yeees
Can you make a clover with your tongue?: Sometimes. I've kinda forgotten how to though...

ANGER SECTION:
What do you do when you’re mad?: Write or draw or read pr0n
What’s the worst thing you’ve done when you were mad?: bashed a kid over the head with a binder and made him bleed. And no one believed I did it, either.
Ever made anyone cry when you were mad?: :/ I don't remember. I may have.

CRYING SECTION:
Ever really cried your heart out?: Yes.
Ever cried yourself to sleep?: No, tears don't make me sleepy.
Ever cried on your friend’s shoulder?: Yes.
Ever cried over the opposite sex?: Does crying for my male pets count?
Ever cried over the same sex?: Yes- when I thought my mom was gonna die from her cancer.
Do you cry when you get an injury?: Pfff, no. I cuss. Well, sometimes I'll cry if I'm alone, but usually I just cuss like a fuking sailor until the pain abates.
Do certain songs make you cry?: Not anymore, but I got all misty-eyed for months after watching RENT over the reprise of "I'll Cover You"
Do certain movies make you cry?: Anyone who does not list GRAVE OF THE GODDAMNED FIREFLIES here is full of shit. If I watched that movie now, with an empty bladder, i would cry. Oh, and Angel's funeral in RENT always tears me up.

HAPPY SECTION:
Are you usually a happy person?: Yeah, pretty much
What makes you the happiest?: A good story, my mom, a good meal, my friends
Does being with your friends make you happy?: Most of the time. But sometimes I just need to be ALONE.
Do you believe in yourself?: Usually. Though I can't say I neve have self-defeating thoughts.
Do you wish you were happier?: I could do with a little more happy.
Is being happy overrated?: Yup. It's as overrated as oxygen.
Can music make you happy?: Sometimes.

LOVE SECTION:
How many times have you had your heart broken?: None.
Have you ever loved someone so much that you’d die for them?: Yes.
Has anyone besides your friends and family ever said ‘I love you’?: Ummm..... whut?

HATE SECTION:
Do you actually hate anyone?: Yes
Have you ever been on a hit list?: A real one? No. But I'm sure I've had people put me on their "hit list"
Are you a mean bully?: No. I'm a self-agrandizing bitch.
Do you hate George Bush?: Monkey-man's out of office, let him retire to infamy. History will be his judge.

SELF ESTEEM SECTION:
Is your self-esteem extremely low?: No, but it's been lower than usual lately.
Do you think you're good looking?: Yes, I do.
Do you wish you could be someone else?: Hm. I would like to channel the abilities of others, but I like to be me!

LOOK AT ME:
What is your current hair color?: Blonde
Current piercings?: None at all. I'm too much of a pansy to get my ears pierced (even though I can impale my foot on a toothpick by accident and then yank the bitch out on my own without crying)
Have any tattoos?: See above
Straight hair or curly?: My hair is so damn straight it won't even stay in a ponytail for long.

CURRENTLY WEARING:
What shirt are you wearing?: Naples, FL t-shirt with evil-looking fish
Necklace(s)?: none
Bracelet(s)?: nay
Shoes?: MY TOESIE-WOSIES ARE FREEEEEEEEE

HAVE YOU EVER:
Hugged someone?: Who HASN'T?
Been on the phone until the sun came up?: nnn, no, but I have been on the comp till the un rose, and talked to someone in person until th sun rose
Laughed so hard you peed in your pants?: *~* Ew, no.
Laughed so hard you cried?: Yes.
Got in a fight with someone?: Yup

THE LAST:
Person you talked to in person?: Mrs.Garbutt!
Person you talked to online?: Cecil

RANDOM:
Do you like surveys?: no, I did this because I hate it and make money through survey sites because I like torturing myself.
Do you get along with your parents?: I love my mom. So much. And even Dad's okay sometimes.
Do you have mental breakdowns?: Sometimes.

CURRENT:
Current mood: neutral
Current music: none
Current hairstyle: long and straight
Current crush: Please refer to previous questions.
Current thing I ought to be doing: SLEEEPING ;__;
Current desktop picture: Ciel and Sebastian from Kuroshitsuji

THE DIDS:
Did you ever get into a fist fight in school?: No.
Did you ever run away from home?: Never had a reason to.
Did you ever want to be a doctor?: yeah. But I hate science, so fuck that shit, I'm being a diplomat or something.
Did you ever want to be a fire fighter?: Pfff, no.

THE DOS:
Do you know how to swim?: Yes.
Do you like roller coasters?: I love them, but I never go on them because I'm terrified of heights. Once I'm on I have a blast.
Do you own a bike?: Yes, but it isn't with me
Do you think you could handle the stuff they eat on those reality shows?: I probably could. But I don't think I'd enjoy it.

THE DOES:
Does hair loss run in your family at all?: No
Does your car get good gas mileage?: HELLZ YES.
Does your family have family picnics?: My mom's side does.

THE HAVES:
Have you ever been on a plane?: Yupyupyup!
Have you ever been to the ocean?: But of course.
Have you ever painted your nails?: Several times.

THE HOWS:
How tall are you?: 5'9''
How much money do you have on you right now?: A dollar and a dime.

THE LASTS:
Last person you hung out with?: Huxley Garbutt, the dorm dog. He was all in my grill while I did my shoebox for Operation Christmas Child
Last thing someone said to you?: "Take care, Elizabeth." -Mrs. Garbutt
Last thing you said out loud?: "So, I'm going to dispell a few common myths about Sherlock Holmes, and present my case for the 'Holmes and Watson are an item' argument."